Ugh! That's It Happened Again!!
Ugh! That's It Happened Again!!
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I simply cannot this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- I need a vacation
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was flying in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to more info take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a herd of geese came out under a car. They were running all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in uttershock.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be real, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
My friends won't believe this just happened. This is insane, I think I'm going to faint! Everything was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- Like, for real
- This is going to be a storyI'll tell forever
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat comes up!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I struggle with understanding it, but it's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps re-read what I've been told?